Friday, September 3, 2010

We Golfers are smart ones!!!

The following was sent to me by a good friend of mine.  She knows that I play golf and thought that I might enjoy this.  I did and wanted to pass it along to you!
ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE




Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   What are your green fees?
Staff:   38 dollars.
Caller:   Does that include golf?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, I need to get some information from you.
First, is this your correct phone number?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, we have a tee time for two weeks from Friday.
What's the weather going to be like that day?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, I had a tee time for this afternoon but I'm
running late. Can you still get me out early?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:  Yes, do you have one of those areas where you can
buy a bucket of golf balls and hit them for practice?
Staff:   You mean a driving range?
Caller:   No, that's not it.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, I'd like to get a tee time tomorrow between
12 o'clock and noon.
Staff:   Between 12 o'clock and noon?
Caller:   Yes.
Staff:   We'll try to squeeze you in.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Do you have any open tee times around 10 o'clock?
Staff:   Yes, we have one at 10:15.
Caller:   What's the next time after that?
Staff:   We have one at 10:22.
Caller:   We'll take that one. It will be a bit warmer.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   How much to play golf today?
Staff:   25 to walk, 38 with a cart.
Caller:   38 dollars?
Staff:   No, 38 yen.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   What do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff:   What time would you like?
Caller:   What times do you have?
Staff:   What time of the day?
Caller:   Any time.
Staff:   Morning or afternoon?
Caller:   Whenever.
Staff:   We have 16 times open in the morning and 20 open
in the afternoon. Would you like me to read the whole list?
Caller:   No, I don't think any of those times will work for
me.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Do you have a dress code?
Staff:   Yes, we do. We require soft spikes.
Caller:   How about clothes?
Staff:   Yes, you have to wear clothes.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff:   Yes.
Caller:   How much for a bucket of large balls?
Staff:   Sorry, we're all out of large balls. But we can
give you twice as many small balls for the same price.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Can I get a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff:   Sure, what time would you like?
Caller:   Something between 9 o'clock and 10 o'clock. In the
morning, if possible.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Do you rent golf clubs there?
Staff:   Yes, they're 25 dollars.
Caller:   How much to rent a bag?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, my husband just called me on his cell phone and
told me he's on the 15th hole. How many more holes does he have to play before he gets to the 18th?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff:   Yes.
Caller:   How much for a large bucket?
Staff:   Four dollars.
Caller:   Does that include the balls?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff:   Yes, it's 15 dollars after 2 o'clock.
Caller:   And what time does that start?


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   Yes, I'd like some info about your golf course.
Staff:   OK, what would you like to know?
Caller:   I don't know, that's why I called.


Staff:   Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:   My kids just came home with pockets full of range
balls and said they stole them from your driving range. Would you like to
buy them back?

Have a Great Friday!!!

2 comments:

CHERI said...

That's what happens when you stay out in the sun too long hitting those tiny little balls.

The View From A Saddle said...

Haha I like the last one!! :)